Blue Monday, Vol. 3: Inbetween Days by Chynna Clugston

By Chynna Clugston

Vacations encourage loads of diversified reactions in humans. for example, Clover hates the sappiness of Valentine's Day, whereas Bleu loves Halloween. Clover additionally hates St. Patrick's Day and the way humans have grew to become it into an orgy of eco-friendly beer and leprechauns, yet either ladies like April Fool's Day and the way it evokes Victor to dig out his goth apparatus from the times of yore.

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A: Wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear when you're done raping her. " I replied , "I'm about to watch the Hannah Montana Movie - tissues at the ready l" She never replied. 50 What did he just say? " The little girl really has to go, so she says a second time more urgently, "Daddy! " Say what you like about pedophiles , at least they drive slowly past schools. " She agrees. " My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile. " 51 What did he just say? Q : What's the best thing about fucking twentyeight year olds?

Q: What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? A: File a lawsuit. Q: What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? A: Snow. Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A: A Dope Ring! Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A: The NBA. Q: What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A: A hockey victory. 25 What did he just say? Q: What do you call a white cop? A: Police brutality. Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?

A: Your dogs gone, your computers fixed , and they're still trying to back out of the driveway. 43 What did he just say? Chapter 6 Everyone else that got left out.. 45 What did he just say? All Mexican and Black jokes are the same. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal. A Black guy, a Muslim guy and a Mexican jump off a cliff, who wins? Society.... Q: How many ethnic minorities does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough to reinforce my negative opinion of them . So a Jew, a nigger and a spic walk into a bar.

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