Beware The Fish by Gordon Korman

By Gordon Korman

Macdonald excessive is having a few severe funds move difficulties. every thing is being reduce – night snack is long past, the lab gear is decrepit and the dorms are freezing at evening. Worst of all, Bruno Walton and Boots O'Neal are being moved in with Elmer Drimsdale – the technology geek. There's even speak of Macdonald corridor being put it on the market! may perhaps this be the top of Canada's most interesting boarding institution or do Bruno and Boots have a plan?

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Tell true. HELENA I will tell truth, by grace itself I swear. You know my father left me some prescriptions Of rare and proved effects, such as his reading And manifest experience had collected For general sovereignty; and that he willed me In heedfullest reservation to bestow them, 220 As notes whose faculties inclusive were More than they were in note. Amongst the rest There is a remedy, approved, set down, To cure the desperate languishings whereof The King is rendered lost. COUNTESS This was your motive For Paris, was it?

HELENA Ay. You have some stain of soldier in you: let me ask you a question. Man is enemy to virginity; how may we barricado it against him? 110 PAROLLES Keep him out. HELENA But he assails, and our virginity, though valiant, in the defence yet is weak. Unfold to us some warlike resistance. PAROLLES There is none. Man setting down before you will undermine you and blow you up. HELENA Bless our poor virginity from underminers and blowers-up! Is there no military policy how virgins might blow up men?

I am going, forsooth. The business is for Helen to come hither. Exit COUNTESS Well, now. STEWARD I know, madam, you love your gentlewoman entirely. COUNTESS Faith, I do. Her father bequeathed her to me, and she herself, without other advantage, may lawfully make title to as much love as she finds. There is more owing her than is paid, and more shall be paid her than she’ll demand. 100 STEWARD Madam, I was very late more near her than I think she wished me. Alone she was, and did communicate to herself her own words to her own ears; she thou­ght, I dare vow for her, they touched not any stranger sense.

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