A Load of Hooey by Bob Odenkirk

By Bob Odenkirk

Bob Odenkirk is a legend within the comedy-writing global, profitable Emmys and popularity of his paintings on Saturday evening stay, Mr. exhibit with Bob and David, and plenty of different seminal television indicates. This publication, his first, is a spleen-bruisingly humorous omnibus that levels from absurdist monologues (“Martin Luther King, Jr’s Worst Speech Ever”) to deliberately undesirable theater (“Hitler ceremonial dinner: A Play”); from avant-garde fiction (“Obituary for the author of Madlibs”) to free-verse poetry that's funnier and extra robust than the paintings of Calvin Trillin, Jewel, and Robert Louis Stevenson combined.

Odenkirk's debut resembles not anything quite a bit as a hilarious new comic strip comedy convey that’s completely to be had as a streaming video to your brain. As Odenkirk himself writes in “The moment Coming of Jesus and Lazarus,” it's a e-book “to be learn aloud to your self within the voice of Bob Newhart.”(less)

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