400 Travelling Salesmen Jokes by Henny Youngman

By Henny Youngman

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Some girls think it's fun to fight against b eing kissed, while others prefer to just take it lying down. 45 Two friends were confiding to each other about their sex lives. "You know," said one, "I never had any relations with my wife at all before we were married. " "I don't know. " The courtroom was pregnant with anxious silence as the judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him. Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar, and ceremoruously handed it to the defendant.

There are more important things than money, but they won't date you if you don't have any. It's easy to lie with a straight face, but it's nicer to lie with a curved body. Margie was a newlywed, and, after discussing the family budget with her husband, she decided she should get a temporary job. " asked the old librarian with a starched smile. "Oh, you know," explained the bright-eyed young girl. " so F ALSlES: Hidden persuaders. An unemployed actor came home dejectedly after a day of fruitless job-bunting and found his wife lying on the bed with her clothes tom off, hysterical.

Confirms a pet theory of mine," said the doctor. " Simple George was no great catch, so whe n be me t a beautiful girl who seemed to be wildly in love with him, be immediately proposed. " 30 One of our favorite drinks is a French eggnog -two egg yolks, two teaspoons of sugar, and four jiggers of cognac in a tall, warm lass. " be. asked. "It's lovely any place," she said. BACHELOR APARTMENT: A wildlife sanctuary. Returning from his vacation, Roger asked for two weeks more in which to get married.

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